Nothing left for me to do but dance

I love the graveyard shift... Lately a couple of people have been giving me shit about this and here's my response to that:
1) Sleep can be made up and caffiene is a beautiful thing...
2) I am not a social butterfly... yeah I enjoy going and hanging out with friends at night, but i don't do that every night and anyway its no problem cutting out of something a little early to go to work...
3) I make more money doing the graveyard valet shift than I could if I stayed as a luggage porter having to put on my mask every 5 minutes...
4) I don't work full time...
5) The valets who work at the Park Plaza Hotel are morons and the managers don't know jackshit

Yeah everyone says that about their boss... i'll leave it up to you to believe whether it's the good old Ben arrogance or truth...

Either way though, I get 8 hours of work in, and anywhere from 4 to 7 are completely free time to read, surf the web, do homework, or just go for a walk... all of which I'd do anyway... so why not get paid for it...

In conclusion, graveyard shifts are not a bad way to work your way through college...